You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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