yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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