the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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