they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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