I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm bleeding and have questions
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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