On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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