I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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