Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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