Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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