It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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