she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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