i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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