We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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