He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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