Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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