Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This baby is an asshole
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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