we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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