Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
