there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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