so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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