i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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