It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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