she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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