We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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