Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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