I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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