When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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