god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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