do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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