just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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