There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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