Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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