sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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