His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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