she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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