i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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