I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
This house was built for laser tag.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
