the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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