He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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