what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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