I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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