i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
