can we get nightvision for the apartment?
In America we eat man semen.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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