i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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