if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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