I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
