no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
