i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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