You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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