Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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