I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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