Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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