My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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