Dual....:-)
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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