you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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